Sunday, September 14, 2014

~I Spy With My Smokey Eye... A New Bey And Hov Trailer??~


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"Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down"
-"Bang Bang" Nancy Sinatra




JustJared posted this video from NOWNESS, entitled "Bang Bang" that appears to be another Beyonce and Jay Z trailer...

Or a trailer for a trailer...

Or... I don't know.

Honestly, I have no idea what it is...

I'm just grateful.



Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

Saturday, September 6, 2014

~Let's Talk About Balls... Scrotum Rejuvenation To Be Exact~“


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“Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you’ll never get your balls back.”
- "Simon Hunt" -Dannika Dark "Twist"

****DISCLAIMER****
I'm just warning you all right now... I am in no way, shape or form mature enough to write this post as "balls" make me giggle and bring me childish joy . However I shall do my very best to keep it readable and somewhat informative as that's the point.

Now let's get started...

Today boys and girls we are going to discuss a hot new grooming/cosmetic trend...


Or simply put...

Ball ironing.

*sigh*
I'm really really trying to be good right now...

Apparently George Clooney made a joke (or maybe he was serious) during an interview that he hasn't had his eyes lifted but that he has had the skin on his boys stretched/tightened and the rarely talked about til now procedure went public and has become a hot trend...

Leave it to George to get men to start lasering their jewels...
The scrotum rejuvenation procedure has been perfected by a woman known as "Nurse Jamie" and if you're going to "tighten the tackle" (as she refers to it) then she is the one you want down there. The process will allegedly even out skin tone, remove discoloration from ingrown hairs and hair in general, remove skin tags and provide overall tightening to the external skin.

According to Nurse Jamie the results last up to four weeks and she recommends around six sessions. It is a non-surgical procedure involving lasers that cost $575.

You can read more in depth about this procedure and the woman who has apparently become the "ball whisperer" HERE.

My thoughts on tightening the tackle??

Well... 

I'm loving the idea of men getting into ball hair removal. Ain't nobody got time for hairy balls. It's just rude really... 

As for the wrinkles? Well, I can deal with wrinkles but droopy balls?? Oh hell no.
Droopy balls KILL.They're deadly.... Tighten that sack fellas.


I mean look...

If it's the the difference between this....



Or this...

Then what's a lil laser to the nuts???


Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

Monday, September 1, 2014

~Let Me Introduce You To... Rahzel Jr~


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“If lyrics had a dress code, I’m the perfect stylist.”
-Rahzel Jr


A few weeks back my beloved friend, and seriously impressive woman, April asked me to attend an artist showcase in Brooklyn. I ain't gonna lie, I thought it was going to be a night that consisted of struggle rappers and no parking. But since April is one of the reasons my heart beats I threw on one of my favorite "I don't look. I get looked at" outfits and made my to Williamsburg.

I was right.

There wasn't any parking and when I walked in I heard the distinct sound of struggle rap.

Until....

Rahzel Jr took to the stage.

He was apparently the headliner and the reason we were there. He got up on that stage and started spittin acapella and before I knew it I had jumped up on a table (in stilettos!!) and started recording because I just knew... His music is the truth and the future. This kid is going places. And he's going to change things along the way...

Now if his name sounds familiar that's because his father is the infamous Rahzel Brown of The Roots. And let me tell you... genetics are REAL. He definitely inherited his father's talent but has managed to develop a style all his own. Afresh innovative style that I definitely dig and you will too...

Rahzel Jr performs at The Flat:



Ok, now that you've heard some of his brilliance I need y'all to do me a favor...

Go HERE and vote for him in the Source 360 Unsigned Hype competition:


Go on... Go vote

Hurry up.

I said do it!!

Why??

Because he deserves it.

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo



~Gimme Dat!! Lust Have: Anita Ko 18 Karat Rose Gold Diamond Earring~


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"When you shoot an arrow of truth, dip its point in honey"
-Arab Proverb

I'm currently lusting after Anita Ko's 18 karat rose gold diamond earrings...

Like...

Seriously...

LUSTING.


Purchase HERE

I also wouldn't mind the matching ring....



Purchase HERE

Oh fake fiance, if you're reading this...

*smiles sweetly*

J/K!!
 ;)

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

~Lily Allen Nails It... Like No Other~


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"Sometimes it's hard to find the words to...
I'll go ahead and say them anyway
Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits"
-Lily Allen "Hard Out Here"

Lily Allen has the nail game on smash....

Seriously.

Just concede defeat,




I mean...

Like..

She wins.

Peep her instagram for new nail art...

And let me throw in the video just cuz I still luvs it...


Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

Sunday, August 31, 2014

~Where The Hell Have I Been...~


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"I'm coming home
I'm coming home
Tell the world I'm coming home
Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday
I know my kingdom awaits and they've forgiven my mistakes
I'm coming home, I'm coming home
Tell the world that I'm coming... home"
-"Coming Home" Diddy-Dirty Money

It's been a year...

A very long year. I apologize my beloved bitches but I made a major life change was trying to adjust and acclimate myself to my new environment.

After coming to the conclusion that I may NEVER adjust I've decided that it was time to get back to being me and let the rest of em adjust. I mean, why the fuck should I adjust?? 
I'm ME.

Amirite????
Yes, I am.

What was this major change you ask??

Welp...

I up and moved back to my hometown after years and years in the NYC area. Not just my hometown,you know I never half-step it, I moved back into my childhood home. We had long ago moved into another house but kept this one and it was vacant so Papa moved me in...
Oh yeah, I done did it now. The locals weren't ready. And neither was I. The old neighborhood for the most part is comfortingly the same but some very small things are disturbingly different.

Unfortunately, the disturbingly different things live right next door to me. Don't though worry dolls, I shall handle it as I always do...

*Chesire cat grin*

I moved back to be near my family. Point blank period. They are all that matters. And if I have to live in a Valley made up of a few towns where fashion, ambition and progressive thinking go to die then so be it. I mean, it's not like I can't wander on the weekends and I'm still in NYC everyday for work so honestly, I'm finally ok with my decision.


I mean, it looks like such a charming place doesn't it...

*blank stare*

Let's just say I walk around with this look on my face A LOT...

As long as I have a few essentials to get by I shall be fine and I shall flourish as always...

1) My car to get the hell out of here on the weekends. The rest of the state of Connecticut is actually really wonderful and I have found some great spots. I shall write a post on them soon.

2) Oscar De La Renta Beats by Dre to drown out the sound of locals chattering int heir favorite language...gossipese.

3) A Chanel flask to help me cope with what the headphones can't drown out...

4) For what #2 and #3 can't can't block out... Just kidding!! Sort of...

5) Them. We fight hard sometimes but show me some Sicilians that's don't... Bottom line is they'll do whatever necessary for me and I shall do whatever necessary for them. They're all I need.

So...

I'm back!!
And better than ever.
And I promise to never y'all ever again...xoxo

Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo

Sunday, July 21, 2013

~Spotlight On: Nicole Richie's Perfect Summer Style~


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"I believe that fashion is the ultimate form if self expression therefore it really depends on my mood."
-Nicole Richie


I've always loved Nicole Richie's sense of style but
this summer she is really killing it...



And she's always so damn cute...

I think what I admire most is how effortlessly chic she always looks...

And you can't even see her bikini in this pic but it's adorable so I'm including it...


Kisses Bitches...
Glamour Whore...xoxo
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